T.V.

The secretive way of saying "tuna vagina" when you really don't want anyone else to know what you're talking about.

Connor: Hey, where's your mother?
Lisa: She must be hiding in someone's T.V.
Connor: Oh, ok.
Lisa: Yeah she's sniffing a B.B.!!!

by Conn!e Benson August 3, 2010

T.V

Variant of TV. A short form of television.

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

The T.V. Dinner

The act of eating a woman out while watching television.

Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner

by The T.V Dinner May 19, 2015

T.V. Box

A remote control. A T.V. remote. A small rectangular piece of plastic used to turn on the television.

Hey! Pass me the T.V. box, Bitch, yelled Kale.
Get off your lazy ass, replied Lawrence.

by Joe Hoe February 5, 2006

T.V. Dinner

(noun) a variation of the hot carl when you are out of Saran wrap and have to use aluminum foil.

Sherry freaked when she saw I was out of Saran wrap. I said, "Don't worry baby", pulled out the aluminum foil and gave her a nice T.V. Dinner.

by Three Twisted Dudes June 28, 2006

T.V Ads

When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.

When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.

"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"

by The Moody Poet January 6, 2007

T.V. Coma

The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning.

T.V. Coma

by Skonko David April 26, 2011