T.L.D

Tender love and dick!!! A long, hard muscle, that relieves day to day stress. But be careful not to hit yourself upside the head with it because it may cause a concussion! !

When I come home from a hard day of shopping, I need T.L.D to help me relax and unwind.

by Janae'Dior August 13, 2017

t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m

The love of my life doesn’t want me

someone might post on there private story:t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m

by yesikimasimp July 2, 2020

T.L.N.D

Written at the end of wherever you write yours and the love of your life's names

*-*tlnd*-*Ross Luv'z Gemma 4eternity*-*tlnd*-*

by Ross October 22, 2004

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

I don't want to live but I don't want to die

im depressed i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

by it will be ok August 10, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.

friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

l.t.d

Living The Dream

"Hey, how's your holiday going?"

"Dude! We're L.T.D! This resort is amazing!"

by moriden December 17, 2011