T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

by Jaycobjns August 15, 2017

T-P-pubes

The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit.

while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass

by kevin oneill January 16, 2006

A person who continually eats out ass hole and likes it.

Kent why are you such a t-p tongue?

by tri_nipsss October 26, 2005

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease

My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small

by johavon February 22, 2005

Short form of the popular saying "what's the point".

Man I had a crap day. Dub T P life?

by azareth June 23, 2005

Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.

by kaboblet34 January 31, 2011

Means Big In The Pants. Someone who has a big shwanker and ain't afraid to prove it!

Joey: Did you really just do that?
Adam: Yeah because im B I T P BITCH!
Joey: Ohhhh SNAP!

by iplaydrums August 16, 2007