A League of legend term pitched by 'Double Hashtag'. It is a term related to champion performance by your team opposed to the other team. In it's simplicity, it's meaning is that if a champion is played on your team, they will perform badly.
However, if that same champion is played on the opposite team, your opponent will perform superbly . A syndrome commonly found in Quinn, Lee sin , Teemo, Vayne and Draven players.
However, if that same champion is played on the opposite team, your opponent will perform superbly . A syndrome commonly found in Quinn, Lee sin , Teemo, Vayne and Draven players.
Oh man, even though last game my draven fed, I bet the enemy Team draven in this game is ganna get a penta kill, fuckin Quinn Syndrome.
by Roderick Phillips February 10, 2021
The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox April 12, 2016
When one moment you have so much fun but the moment after you get a whooping on your ass like God's doing its job a bit too seriously
Person 1: I think I got as43 syndrome
Person 2: Why
Person 1: Every time I masturbate in the bathroom I always get caught and I get kicked in the testicles
Person 2: That's why I do it in bed
Person 1: WHAT
Person 2: Why
Person 1: Every time I masturbate in the bathroom I always get caught and I get kicked in the testicles
Person 2: That's why I do it in bed
Person 1: WHAT
by A Really Normal Person July 6, 2023
Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”
Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”
Example
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
by Perebut November 24, 2020
Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.
"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"
by T Giraffe December 20, 2018