Sword play

When two guys are going to town on a chick and they touch inside her.

Man, I’m tired of sword playing with Rob he hits me every time.

by Jim69420 August 22, 2019

Swordplay

Swordplay is the act of engaging in a duel-like conversation where you try to outsmart your opponent with witty remarks and counter-moves, while your opponent tries the same. This is often during an argument or involuntary.

"Your arguments are those of an dairyfarmer!"
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."

by Mill Wilkinson August 25, 2013

Swordplay Duel

Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.

Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.

by Lugia2468 July 6, 2020

teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.

Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."

by Atomik Spongface August 14, 2008

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

swordplay

This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.
Also see sword fighting.

Avast, ye scurvy dog, engage me with your flesh-cutlass and prepare to be boarded!

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004

SwordPlay

2 or more males striking their penises against each other untill ejaculation

These dudes totally wanted to swordplay with me, but i was like, "no way bro's i'm not gay!!"

by James "Big Dog" Vann August 3, 2007