Swimmer's ear

You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.

when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.

by Juicybigsausage March 5, 2015

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Swimmer's Ear

When a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl's ear. He then proceeds to kick her in the shin.

Hey Glenn, I gave Wendi a wicked Swimmer's Ear.

by Collin Mancack September 15, 2008

Swimmer's Ear

Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.

Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.

by Coinage13 June 4, 2015

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear

Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.

by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021