Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning

I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose

by Caylih10 February 15, 2014