Swervasaurus Rex 

1. When one is intoxicated to the point that they begin staggering and swerving from side to side imitating sounds they believe might have come from a dinosaur.

2. When a man get so much pussy that he can be likened to a predatory dinosaur on the hunt for cunt.

- My Bro was so wasted last night that he turned into a Swervasaurus Rex.

Q: Jake has slept with a different chick like every night this week hasn't he?
A: Yeah man, he is a total Swervasaurus Rex!

Swervasaurus Rex by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

Spermasaurus Rex 

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

Spermasaurus Rex by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014

Spermasaurus Rex 

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, i was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

Spermasaurus Rex by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014