Swamp Ass

An ass that has been sweating due to extreme heat and has hit the perfect ripeness.
Dude, it is so humid that I am brewing some swamp ass right now.
by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008
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Swamp Ass

when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time
"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"
by curioustrollpower June 06, 2004
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Swamp Ass

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.
Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.
by Natemontz September 29, 2009
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Swamp Ass

A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.
Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"

Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."

Bryce-"Word?"

Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."
by TheTruth778800 July 09, 2010
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A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.
"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
by juckerafison January 31, 2020
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The slight or severe inflamation of the inner ass cheeks due to excessive walking or running after taking a deuce. Usually a slight refuge of junk surrounds and agitates the exit region.
I had the worse case of swamp ass at Six Flags.
by Cambo El Nino November 11, 2006
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Swamp Ass

When the sweat in your ass is unbearable... that’s when you know you got swamp ass.
Gaby- My ass is so sweaty

Jesus- That’s because you have swamp ass dirty bitch
by Loser123 December 15, 2018
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