Nocturnal pseudo-prehistoric micro-animals which inhabit the icy bleak tundra of Siberia and several suburbs of Milan.
Used in sandwiches eaten by the Inuit.
Also the surname of the ever-smiling Peruvian soul singer of the seventies, Juan Carlos Sunglasses.
Used in sandwiches eaten by the Inuit.
Also the surname of the ever-smiling Peruvian soul singer of the seventies, Juan Carlos Sunglasses.
by James Gilbertsen February 2, 2004
by Jacoban Mugatu September 9, 2018
A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
by SRSLY WRONG January 20, 2015
The result of sunglasses improving the physical appearance of a woman by hiding the defining features (eyes) of the face.
"Damn that bikini girl with the big sunglasses looks so hot!"
Girl takes off sunglasses
"Oh my god! _____Insert Obscene Profanity____! I hate the sunglass effect."
Girl takes off sunglasses
"Oh my god! _____Insert Obscene Profanity____! I hate the sunglass effect."
by Korraaaagoooonasoooowahhhh June 17, 2009
When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.
Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
by Angylic October 23, 2012
A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come
"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!
by Some Random Dude with a Guitar October 7, 2010
Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.
by Terance Lancaster May 7, 2022