sunday mourning

the most un-good band. ever.

omgzorz. i am going to a sunday mourning show after mass with my parents. jesus is totally hot.

by innyn February 2, 2007

As Sure As Sunday Morning

To be Extremely sure about something.

A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning

by eliminat0r October 28, 2010

Sunday Morning Asshole

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.

Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.

by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009

sunday morning special

n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex

After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.

by Benton West December 12, 2006

Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.

John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.

by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009

Like a Sunday morning shit.

Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.

"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."

by Chaney P. October 21, 2005