Suj

(n) 1 Jamaican sex god with dreadlocks
(v) 2 To completely and utterly mangle something
........................... with your cock.
(n) 3 A guy.
Holy fuck! My car got Sujed by that bear!
by Chris Prado December 11, 2004
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Suj

A god that existed before the universe was created and appears in school work. Suj’s birthday falls on every Friday the 13th.

Me and my friends would appreciate it if you celebrated Suj’s birthday
Hey! It’s Friday the 13th!! It’s Suj’s birthday today!!!
by Carl the cow March 13, 2020
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Suj

1. Someone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary and then Instant Messages their friends with a hotlink titled 'look what I just did' and prays you will be in paroxysms of laughter and unable to realize that instead of a hilarious comedic jab, it is a actually a reflection of a deep seated need to be noticed and indicative of shamefully low self-esteem or self confidence.

2.A cake-like substance found inside an Albatross vagina.
I dont know who Suj is, but fuck him.
by Smapde July 11, 2006
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1 Posh English white girl, who went to a private school, very clever and attractive
by Twiggy28 May 26, 2022
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Suj

Someone or something that is obese or fat
Jeff is a suj
by BigMajestic1arda February 08, 2018
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Suj- Shut up jerk!
-School Lockers-
A-(getting books out of locker)
B-(3 lockers along) Hey C! look at that ugly Goth chic LOL
C.>.> hmm yayr
A. SUJ!
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by Cupcake GI Jane January 01, 2012
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