Suj

(n) 1 Jamaican sex god with dreadlocks
(v) 2 To completely and utterly mangle something
........................... with your cock.
(n) 3 A guy.

Holy fuck! My car got Sujed by that bear!

by Chris Prado December 12, 2004

Suj

A god that existed before the universe was created and appears in school work. Suj’s birthday falls on every Friday the 13th.

Me and my friends would appreciate it if you celebrated Suj’s birthday

Hey! It’s Friday the 13th!! It’s Suj’s birthday today!!!

by Carl the cow March 14, 2020

Suj

1. Someone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary and then Instant Messages their friends with a hotlink titled 'look what I just did' and prays you will be in paroxysms of laughter and unable to realize that instead of a hilarious comedic jab, it is a actually a reflection of a deep seated need to be noticed and indicative of shamefully low self-esteem or self confidence.

2.A cake-like substance found inside an Albatross vagina.

I dont know who Suj is, but fuck him.

by Smapde July 12, 2006

Suj

1 Posh English white girl, who went to a private school, very clever and attractive

Check her out, she’s a proper suj

by Twiggy28 May 26, 2022

Suj

Someone or something that is obese or fat

Jeff is a suj

by BigMajestic1arda February 8, 2018

SUJ

Suj- Shut up jerk!
-School Lockers-
A-(getting books out of locker)
B-(3 lockers along) Hey C! look at that ugly Goth chic LOL
C.>.> hmm yayr
A. SUJ!

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by Cupcake GI Jane December 31, 2011