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successorize

Noun: Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful
Daniella used her fake glasses to successorize when going to work on Friday. Instantly her coworkers thought she looked smarter.
successorize by CaseyLillet March 19, 2010
Word of the Day on July 19, 2012
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Successorize

I liked the word. It's above definition is apt, although it is a verb while the author described it as a noun. The example uses it as an infinitive verb.
Bitch! You're not successorizing! Your sunglasses are the motherfucking successorize! You should hit this joint like the stoner you are after wearing your successorize to a job interview.
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Successionized 

That “thing” that happens to you after you’ve watched all of the episodes of “Succession,” leading the words, “fuck off!” to roll off your tongue to anyone at any time, whenever you feel like it.
He had obviously been Successionized, as he repeatedly demonstrated that he had absolutely zero restraint, even at the office.
Successionized by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Successories 

"I see you brought your successories!"
Successories by Settle4Nothing October 13, 2019

Successories 

Using lines from motivational or inspirational posters to spurr on or motivate an individual, usually during a sporting event or physical activity. The person yelling the successories is often very lazy and annoying and when they do this it incites hatred on the part of the receiver. Example of this is "Never give up" and "Eyes on the prize"
Peter on season 10 of The Amazing Race often did this to his partner Sarah, who had one fake, bionic leg.
Peter often shouted successories at Sarah while she struggled to do a very physical task and he sat there being lazy and useless.
Successories by cinnarose October 25, 2006

Successories 

Decorative articles providing motivation that one displays in and about the office.
Family Guy: At Pewterschmidt Industries
Peter stops by Brian's office, where Brian is typing on his computer

Peter: "Brian, I like your Successories."

Peter continues his walk.
Brian stops typing for a moment and looks at his Successory poster that said:

"Go get it. Go get it, Boy"

Brian: "I will. I will go get it."

Brian resumes typing
Successories by aniggerstolemybike August 23, 2012
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