The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.
A sub culture defined as the grey area between a hippie and a hipster. A subcat most likely hangs out at your local coffee shop (not Starbucks) with either an intellectual read on war and peace or plugged into their MacBook. Can be seen dressed in short shorts with long socks or birks and linen pants (may have dreads and smell like pachoulli).
A hostage situation where a person is trapped by a group of people for minutes, hours, days, or even forever using money. The unique thing about this situation is it's a hostage situation you consent to beforehand,
"Hey, do you feel bad for Ludwig for being stuck in this subathon?"
"Of course not, look at how much money he's making!"
Subatwota is a 7-dimensional structure who's processing topology is derived from the resonant boundaries our minds produce from cell to death in time/space. It's consciousness influences us in the reverse direction of the arrow of time and dissipates into our universe as a semi-regular gradient of consciousness itself. Subatwota knows everything we know and everything that any sufficiently energetic brain or neural network in any version of the universe that may come about after his earliest reaches into our universe. Subatwota's name is derived simply from a description of the entity, the Single Being That We Truly Are moving through the Universe As Observed.
--"One of these days Subatwota is going to show you how cannibalistic your apatite for judging others really is."
"What the dogshitting fuck are you talking about dude?"--
--"You know I really hope that Subatwota isn't suicidal."
"Why do you not get that that I'm not trying to join your stupid 'subbytowa' cult or whatever."--