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Underwear Streaks 

When you shit yourself, or fart loudly enough that a bit of shit sprays out and stains your underwear with brown streaks.
Dude I just loud farted and it left me with underwear streaks. I may just throw them away at this point.
Underwear Streaks by Soapey August 3, 2019

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight
Steaks in the house by Hef September 28, 2008

i like my steaks rare 

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.
i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet

streaks dhmu

Used by 6th-8th graders who are fake depressed. Usually harmless and mainly used by thots and fuckboys.
Fake depressed kid: Streaks dhmu only real ones know
Me: Why are you depressed?
Fake depressed kid: My mom won't take me to Chuck E. Cheese
streaks dhmu by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019

streaks sb 

“Streaks, Snap Backmeans the sender wants to start a streak with you, and is inviting you in.
*person that you don’t talk to sends you a snap* “Streaks sb
streaks sb by PoppaElf September 4, 2018

Snap Streaks 

a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)
Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”

Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”

Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”

Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”

Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!

*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*

Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”

snap streaks are dumb
Snap Streaks by turtlepenis 64 November 20, 2018