Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.
β€œHey stumpy!”
by B.Gar October 13, 2018
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A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.

basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
by mb_esf August 28, 2008
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A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat
Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?
by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003
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n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.
by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006
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A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.
by ghjh March 08, 2006
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