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trump stain

The stain left after four years of a Trump presidency that is similar to the toilet stain left after a night of eating nachos and drinking beer.
Dude those jalapeno nachos and cheap beer we had last night made me leave a trump stain in your toilet.
trump stain by realrepublican1 January 28, 2017

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014
(Sarai) means “Princess”. It is a name of Hebrew origin. A Sarai is a rare gem. Considered to be one of the most beautiful human beings walking on the face of the earth.. that even angels gasp in the wake of her presence. (If you find one, Please don’t let her go) She is Intelligent, Has a great sense of humor, and is kind. She’s endured a lot of hardship in her life, But that’s made her the woman she is today. With a fire burning inside of her, She yearns to help others around her. Sarai’s have a small circle, and they will forever cherish their loved ones.

This girl will prove to be an excellent companion.. strong-willed, fearless and a huge freak. *Sarai’s faithfulness is like that of a lioness.* Her eyes are a reminder of the fertility of life, a hope for beautiful things. Blessed with a petite frame, and a big round booty that you’d wish to claim. She has a beautifully bronzed complexion, that would grab any mans attention. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Sarai as she’s the most fly.
Oh my, look at Sarai. That booty don’t lie.
Sarai by Petiteone July 7, 2018

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard