Rowan Parchey
OMG Rowan Parchey is such a straggot
by Madppgetter June 22, 2023
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Straggot is a form of a slur for heterosexual folks. Usually used in a form of a joke, not meant to be taken seriously.
"Man John you're such a straggot"

"HA so are you Jane"

they both laugh
by ThatOneMartha September 4, 2023
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a straight person who is the most plain cis white male ever.
" I think those people are straggots. "
" No chance! they all never sleep well and they always say sus things! "
by SergeantOctoYT January 23, 2023
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that's not what straggot means you faggots,
a straggot is someone who claims to be a straight male yet is a househusband and the woman of the relationship. he's "straight" yet acts like a girly faggot but he's not quite a faggot due to what he claims his sexuality is, so he's a STRaggot.
"john is such a straggot, he asked his girlfriend to peg him yet he swears that he's a straight man"
"james is a beta male, i would call him a faggot but he's straight so, straggot"
by randomfuckingperson7 January 1, 2022
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An superbased gigachad superstraight mf alpha who gets accused of homophobia, transphobia, and "heteronormative" thinking. Typically said in a negative connotation.
Why does that *straggot* think we're complimenting him? Doesn't he know it's supposed to be an insult? Reeeeeeeeee!
by Commie4ever August 7, 2022
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(adj.) A description for a person who is incredibly revolting straight person. Usually applicable to the people who use “bro,” “dude,” or “no homo” regularly.
“No, Nathan is an absolute straggot. He has a confederate flag in his room, and wouldn’t hesitate to hate-crime anyone for anything.”
by screaming_cereal July 26, 2022
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Two straight men having sexual intercourse as an act of fun due to boredom or two heterosexuals of the same gender engaging in sexual intercourse as a form of experimentation.
I heard that those 2 guys are fucking straggots!!!”
Ain’t no way, man”
by pussy polyester July 8, 2023
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