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still perl'n 

The act of wasting company time writing scripts with old, outdated scripting languages, such as PERL.
Oh my god, the marketard's husband just spent 6 hours writing a PERL script for mail merging and is still perl'n.

Still not king 

Inspired by "The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn" by Cassandra Claire.

At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".

In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".
- Are u ready for a dinner?
- Still not King

- So, u're got a new job?
- Nope, still not King.
Still not king by kvazar October 16, 2009

Saw It, Still Not Funny 

Often times when browsing the interwebs for a funny video or mainly a rage comic, you see a repost that really wasn't funny the first time and this repost insn't helping the cause.
I was browsing Reddit for Rage Comics when I saw a repost of a stupid comic.

Saw it, still not funny

I still need help 

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.

still not bitten

still not bitten

'' i am still. NOT. bitten. ''

Still not done 

The musical joke at the end of a piece that seems like it’s ending, but however, though you keep on going, this is kind of to build suspense, but many taking another way
You’ll probably hear a ensemble going “ still not done still not done still not done”
Still not done by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023