1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
by Pink_Shoes December 5, 2005
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a word used as an adjective. to describe how a penis gets hard during sexual activity.
"OH GOD BEKY!, look at johny's pants...doesn't it look like he's got a stiff?"
by goddess August 18, 2003
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Orinating in the south. Meaning to be cool or dope. Synomous with the terms: “live”, or “hard”.
Man 1: “Ayyyyyy bro you seen that that drop top bentley coupe that we just passed?”

Man 2: “Hell yea foe that hoe was stiff af”
by TOMMY HILNIGGA April 7, 2019
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1. Lame
2. Loser
3. Bum
4. Clown
5. Senseless
6. Wack
1. That guy is so stiff in basketball
2. That fool's clothes are so stiff.
3. _____ was so stiff trying to make a move on my sister.
by Stiff Guy January 19, 2009
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A term used for stuck up females. They never answer your calls, they ignore your text messages and they have you added on Facebook but don't acknowledge or say nothing to you when they see you out in the public eye unless you say HEY first. Attention whores who give no "PLAY" to only boost up their own low self-esteem by allowing the guy to endlessly chase them with no hopes of ever building a REAL friendship/relationship. The type of chick that will give out her number when you ask for it just for the hell of it to mislead the guy and to boost her own morale. These females are usually damaged-goods. They've been hurt in the past, and they usually have a lot of male friends.
Rambo: (Texting some girl who hasn't been replying back to his text message lately) "Man Cornelius, these hoes be acting stiff."

Cornelius: "They be acting stiff Rambo?" (Not an actual question, but almost like agreeing). "I told you these hoes ain't worth your time man, delete her number, leave them alone, they're nothing but attention whores who just want to mentally build themselves up."
by Rambooooo March 20, 2013
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A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.
Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.
by franken dude December 8, 2013
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The stiffs hang around the fruit market trying to pick up a few bucks by helping load trucks.

The stiff sat reeking in a pool of his own piss.
by Lance Rumbunto May 15, 2018
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