When you shave off all your pubes and then get extreme separation anxiety from your luscious bush so you super glue them back on. Resulting in stickypubes.
If you go to itch your stickypubes, your hand becomes one with the pubes resulting in stickypubehands.
“I can’t take my pants off, I’ve got stickypubes and now my pants are glued to my balls.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'