Sticky Keys

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

by tactical panda April 04, 2012

Sticky Keys

when your too late with a tissue

"I was to late with my tissue and I got sticky keys"

by sluuuuurp March 15, 2015

Sticky Keys

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.

Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.

by ElementProj May 15, 2011

Sticky Keys

The thing that pops up when your trying to sign a peace treaty in Minecraft

Aw man I tried befriending a person in Minecraft by crouching but Sticky Keys came up

by Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2021

Sticky Keys

When your watching porno, and spray your man-goo all over your keyboard

John was getting really into it and gave his computer sticky keys

by TheGoombas September 03, 2010

Sticky Keys

Press shift 5 times to activate.
It is supposed to allow you to use either SHIFT, CTRL, ALT and the Windows logo by pressing one key, but people I know refer it to some awesome joke, as they yell "STICKYKEYS!" in random places and at random times.

Sticky Keys Guy: "WOOOOOOT STICKYKEYS!"
Random person: "Um, hi?"
Sticky Keys Guy: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Random Person: "Hello?
Sticky Keys Guy: "I LOOOOOVE STIIIICKYKEEEEEYS"
Random Person: "Sigh..."

by 17G December 06, 2011

Sticky Keys

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.

Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.

by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 08, 2009