stick monkey

A derogatory term for aircraft pilots (regardless of him/her being in the fixed-wing/airplane or rotary/helicopter community). This species of aviators is prevalent in the commercial airlines, private aviation, or the military (e.g. Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and even the Coast Guard and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration/NOAA). The term can also be used to denote astronauts.

True to the name, the stick monkey just wiggles the joystick around, making the plane roll left, right, up, down, clockwise, and counterclockwise.

If you were to fly for the Navy, would you rather be a stick monkey or a back-seater?

by DJRayRay December 1, 2017

monkey on a stick

The elegant act of a female thrusting her backside on top of a male's penis as quickly as possible.

My roommate was watchin me get a monkey on a stick, waitin his turn

by Straun November 2, 2008

Monkey on a Stick

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone

He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

Monkey on a Stick

aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.

Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!

by g-othermal November 2, 2009

stink monkey

A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.

Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.

by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008

Sick Monkey

This is another phrase for cool or awsome

That boat is sick monkey.

by mrqt20,TBAS December 1, 2009