sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

by jefortuno March 13, 2006

Sterning

A word to describe something that is tough or solid

This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.

by Axeman112 January 27, 2012

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

stern

Something kickass, good, fun, incredible, unbelievable.. etc.

That was a stern toke.

by cndian-girl September 21, 2007

Stern

to make up lies to a female to get sex.

"I sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed I played pro baseball and had sex with her that night"

"Just be honest with this girl, don't stern her."

by The_Slugger September 26, 2008

stern

a intimidating look only perfected by some who have the talent, in which the head is slightly on the side and the eyes have a 'im cooler then you' look about them

Person 1: "what is that look that girl is giving me?"
Person 2: "thats anna, stern anna"

by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 31, 2005

Stern

Adjective, adverb
Etymology:

Ashkenazic
Meaning: a gonif attorney who may or may not have a whisky dependence

Damn it! I've been sterned.

That is the most stern shit I've ever seen.

by Glow glow February 24, 2022