stelmo 

She is the most beautiful and funny girl known to man. No guy deserves her but she dates Todd Dylan Rinehart. Damn he's lucky. I love you baby.... I mean yeah she is great.

Stelmo is a all Todds.

stelmo by Big_daddy_stud December 17, 2016

Stelmo Pocket 

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

Stelmo Pocket by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011

stemosh

Staunch, lemon and bosh.
Nuff said

Winning that acca was so stemosh

stemosh by Djdnejis March 17, 2023

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

stelmaszek 

The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.

"What's your last name?"
"Stelmaszek"
"Stel... what???"

stelmaszek by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017

stelio kontos

A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos

"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."

stelio kontos by JosephofSacramento April 28, 2010

Stemogyny 

Misogyny against women in STEM

Alejandro is a perpetuator of stemogyny. He is a stemogynist.

Stemogyny by Vanesaat22 October 20, 2022