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Steinberg's Law 

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

John Steinbeck 

An incredible author, born in California, whose books were mainly based in the agricultural pastures of California. Famous writer of novels such as Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath, and East of Eden, among many others. You should definitely try reading his novels.
I really like John Steinbeck's book.

John Steinbeck 

1.(noun) The author of "The Grapes of Wrath".

2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.

3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.
Damn you John Steinbeck!!! How could you go on about goddamn dust for over forty pages?!!! Damn you to hell, where you live and rule, but don't let that soften the threat!!! And what the hell is with the damn turtle?!!! I don't know if you know this John Steinbeck, but the book was about a struggling Oklahoman family!!! Didn't need an entire chapter about a fucking turtle!!!

Steinbeck 

To eat a grape from your sexual partner's ass
Peter: "Did you hear Kyle finally Steinbecked the girl from upstairs last night?"
Jessie: "Ya, said he froze the grapes first so they wouldn't get smashed."
Steinbeck by Blahzey February 25, 2011

steinbeck 

that one pretty farmer communist dude from bungou stray dogs 🤤🤤
"wow isn't steinbeck so hot" "yeah of course"
steinbeck by notpoesneckribbon June 21, 2021

steinbeck 

Some ass from the early 20th century who decided it'd be a good idea to make the lives of high school kids everywhere a living hell by writing a series of books deploring the awful working conditions of farm hands who came to California. He also happened to win a Pulitzer prize, but as can be attested by high school students everywhere, no one gives a damn.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that hip Steinbeck cat they just built a memorial center for down on Main St.?"

Steve: "Stfu."
steinbeck by QuacoreZX July 5, 2008