Peter: "Did you hear Kyle finally Steinbecked the girl from upstairs last night?"
Jessie: "Ya, said he froze the grapes first so they wouldn't get smashed."
Jessie: "Ya, said he froze the grapes first so they wouldn't get smashed."
by Blahzey January 20, 2011
by notpoesneckribbon June 22, 2021
Some ass from the early 20th century who decided it'd be a good idea to make the lives of high school kids everywhere a living hell by writing a series of books deploring the awful working conditions of farm hands who came to California. He also happened to win a Pulitzer prize, but as can be attested by high school students everywhere, no one gives a damn.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that hip Steinbeck cat they just built a memorial center for down on Main St.?"
Steve: "Stfu."
Steve: "Stfu."
by QuacoreZX July 5, 2008
The act of distracting someone from masturbation, usually through instant messaging or telephone. When somebody goes quiet while you are talking on an instant message service, and it is clear that they are pleasuring themself, send the word "STEINBECK". This will likely distract them so they reply to you. You have hence won.
"STEINBECK"
"wtf?"
"LOLOLOL"
"?"
"I STEINBECKED YOU"
"I dislike you."
"One heck of a steinbecking"
"seriously, stop."
"LOL"
"wtf?"
"LOLOLOL"
"?"
"I STEINBECKED YOU"
"I dislike you."
"One heck of a steinbecking"
"seriously, stop."
"LOL"
by Guillaume Badgereaux April 13, 2010
An incredible author, born in California, whose books were mainly based in the agricultural pastures of California. Famous writer of novels such as Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath, and East of Eden, among many others. You should definitely try reading his novels.
by Britishbostonian August 10, 2017
1.(noun) The author of "The Grapes of Wrath".
2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.
3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.
2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.
3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.
Damn you John Steinbeck!!! How could you go on about goddamn dust for over forty pages?!!! Damn you to hell, where you live and rule, but don't let that soften the threat!!! And what the hell is with the damn turtle?!!! I don't know if you know this John Steinbeck, but the book was about a struggling Oklahoman family!!! Didn't need an entire chapter about a fucking turtle!!!
by Mr. Sexington May 31, 2006
1.(noun) The author of "The Grapes of Wrath".
2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.
3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.
Damn you John Steinbeck!!! How could you go on about goddamn dust for over forty pages?!!! And what the hell is with the damn turtle?!!! I don't know if you know this John Steinbeck, but the book was about a struggling Oklahoman family!!! Didn't need an entire chapter about a fucking turtle!!!
by Mr. Sexington September 19, 2006