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Steam Roll Mafia 

Steam Roll Mafia (S.R.M)

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
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Steam Roll Mafia 

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.

Steam Roll Mafia 

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
Steam Roll Mafia by Zeebee <3 June 26, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026