stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.

"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."

by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

stealthy poopoo

The action of farting in a very delicate way. The air coming out of the ass is stealty thus being hardly noticable

Steven leaned forth and laid a stealthy poopoo in daniels facinity

by Burn44 April 8, 2016

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

Stealth Poop

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

by stealth pooper February 10, 2010

stealth poop

when a pet/friend poops somewhere hidden in your home.

Dude, it smells like crap in here, I think caesar stealth pooped in your apartment.

by misorderedchaos March 11, 2007

StealthyPoo

Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.

"Wakes up in the middle of the night"

You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"

by Jinaholic September 13, 2011