Stavig Share definition Flag A friend of mine; one of the biggest (literally and figuratively) load-monsters in the entire world. Never willingly sober. "Holy shit, look...I think Stavig's really dead this time." Stavig by Ol' Dirt Shultz February 5, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Stavig mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch