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Starbuxed 

1. The result of being hyper-caffeinated as a result of drinking copious amounts of coffee or other beverages from Starbucks with large amounts of caffeine and possibly sugar.

2. The feeling that one has been cheated or somehow fooled by the seemingly buzz-inducing beverage that was purchased from Starbucks with the anticipation of a caffeine buzz, but the result of feeling more tired than before.
1. "I had coffee this morning, and I couldn't help myself and went to Starbucks at lunch. I'm definitely feeling pretty Starbuxed today."

2. Friend 1: "So I had that quad mocha because I was really tired, and for some reason, I feel even more sluggish and sleepy. What the heck?!"

Friend 2: " Maybe they put benedryl, or a very slow date rape drug it it or something, I don't know."

Friend 1: "This sucks, I got Starbuxed once again."
Starbuxed by Mickaylay August 27, 2013
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Starbucked-up 

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"
Starbucked-up by badback9 September 25, 2012

Starbucked 

This is a verb for when a city becomes inundated with multiple Starbucks locations in the same area of the city so as to ambush a city with Starbucks locations.
Damn,my city has been Starbucked,there are 3 locations less than 5 minutes from each other!
Starbucked by Angela McCaskill August 22, 2008
the code word for Alcohol, commonly used by teenagers.
Can you buy me some starbux?
starbux by Twattt April 14, 2008

Starbucked 

When a friend ditches another for lunch giving a lame excuse, only to be found at starbucks having coffee with someone else.
Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.
Starbucked by confab July 7, 2011
the code word for Alcohol, commonly used by teenagers.
Can you buy me some starbux?
starbux by Twattt April 14, 2008

Starbucked 

The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.
Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!
Starbucked by urban decorator October 29, 2009