A barista shoppe that advertises a shot of espresso added to cups and cups of milk smothered in whipped cream and (insert flavor here) sauce as a legitimate coffee beverage. Calling yourself a coffee nerd while drinking Starbucks is the equivalent of calling yourself a beer nerd while drinking Budweiser. For some reason, this shop has been demonized by the alternative culture for being "corporate" and yet I see these same kinds of people ordering venti iced Caramel Macchiatos for themselves and their mothers the very next day.
Alt dude: Don't go to Starbucks! Starbucks is part of "the man's" attempt to enslave mankind!
Me: Alright...

((((the next day))))
Alt dude: I'd like a venti double shot raspberry green tea coffee with whipped cream. Oh, and lemme get one of those strange chocolate brownies over there!
Starbucks clerk: That'll be $13.94.
by Treima May 08, 2006
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Where you're going to end up if you get a master's degree in the following:

1) Art History
2) Fine Arts
3) Philosophy
4) Literature
"I know the barista at this Starbucks: she was in my 'Critical Analysis of James Joyce' class in college!"
by aleclair June 21, 2005
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A major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil's brew. Starbucks is apparently 'The Man' taking over the Earth.
Naysayer: "I hate Starbucks! It's turning America into mindless clones!"

Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."
by Ariel September 14, 2004
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Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.
Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.
by Tom February 20, 2005
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a legal drug for white people
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
by briaW March 01, 2008
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Despite what the "free thinkers" will tell you about how Starbucks is somehow going to take over the world (this isn't Austin Powers), their coffee is pretty good. I figured we would have learned our lesson from South Park.
Jilly: Starbucks is so dumb. Only sheep go there.
Billy: Yes, I'm sure sheep would probably enjoy the taste of good coffee as well.
by your moms hot lover October 11, 2005
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A widespread corporation that makes coffee, i don't care if it is 'the mans' way of drinking coffee, its is delicious. Granted, i don't like their stylings, like the smooth jazz playing in every branch, or the artsy fartsy stuff on the walls, or the names like decaf white chocolate bold mocha latte with cream, and then the description is, a bold, intriguing beverage, but i just like the coffee
ex.1: some guy: dude, i can't believe you bought that £2 coffee from 'the corporation'
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee

ex.2: me: what is a java mocha latte?
clerk: it is an invigorating, intriguing, bold bevarage from the foothills of mexico
me: does it taste good?
clerk: uuuh i don't know

ex.3: preppy scenester: oh, i love the smooth jazz stylings and intriguing art of this place (sips coffee) oh, this coffe is so smooth
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee
by amatar August 15, 2005
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A chain that sells coffee and other coffee based products.
I went to Starbucks and got coffee. Got a problem?
by Nick-O-Last September 26, 2006
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