The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.

"Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there... I'll take out my anger on them by calling them names!"

Stankus by Laughing Jesus August 21, 2008

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stinkums magoo

This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.

Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.

warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!

stinkums magoo by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022

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stackums

when everyone takes turns taking a dump in the same toilet. pick order is decided prior to stackums. the weakest link usually goes last and whoever gives up first is the loser

Joe: Hey guise lets play stackums!
Bob: Okay how do you play?
Joe: Same toilet, different shit. But you go last.

stackums by we stack till its packed June 2, 2014

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