Stamp Collection

A sexual innuendo for the male genitalia sent to a person of opposite sex as a picture who does not want it but receives it anyway.

"Hey girl, do you want to see my stamp collection?"
"Yesterday, the weirdest thing happened. John asked me if I wanted to see his stamp collection. I didn't know he collected stamps."

by Pantslesspuma July 4, 2017

stamp collecting

An frivilous pursuit requiring only time and the ability to repeat things verbatim like a Parrot.

See Botany, Microbiology and Art.

Ernest Rutherford (1st Baron Rutherford of Nelson and known as the "father" of nuclear physics) was quoted as saying:

"Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting."

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010

Stamp Collector

One who dids numerous slores bearing tramp stamps.

Timmy is quite the stamp collector - I see him w/ a different girl from tha hinterlandz every nite.

by Ted Johnson May 23, 2008

stamp collector

some lame wasteman who collects stamps cos he gets no gash

"Blair: My man got rejected by like 4 gash today blad"
"Jordan: You must be pissed bruv, "stamp collector" wasteman"
"Blair: Ya dun no cuz"

by Blair Stamp Collector October 2, 2008

Stamp Collecting

To go from bar to bar collecting hand stamps at the entrances.

This weekend we're going bar hopping or stamp collecting.

by GUNNER636 January 23, 2009