stam

To viciously finger a woman with excessive force and speed.

I just witnessed Brad stam his girlfriend. It was terrifying.

by LDogg February 1, 2004

Stam

To hit something with extreme force

Quick, Stam him!

by Dan Howlett May 7, 2004

Stams

This is a word used to describe an absolute madlad. It should only be used with great caution because to use this word to describe things that are not worthy of the title is very offensive. Other translations are the very best and respect.

1. What don't tell me...John you just beat up Thanos and the Hulk at the same time with your toenail. You are Stams level!
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.

by FactSlayer May 2, 2020

Stam

Stam (stuh-ahm) -
When you can't type right and your friends mock it repeatedly

Grey: yess we stam!!
Grey: *stan
All other friends: h a h a s t a m
My dumbass: let's make a definition of stam

by Cypheraffe November 15, 2020

stam

To have an oversized head, yet still be brutally handsome!
To have an overwhelming erge to look at other players in the showers.

That bloke's a paoper Stam!

by Dan Howlett May 7, 2004

Jaap Stam

Brick shit house, The Bald Gladiator

Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch-man
get past him if you fucking can;
try a little trick,
he'll make you look a dick;
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!

by Sean Lawson March 19, 2008

Fam-Stam

Short for “family stamina”. It’s your ability to tolerate family interactions (Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas, weddings and funerals, etc…) without getting tired of them.

Uncle Matthew went on a racist rant, Mom demanded I help clean her bathroom even though I haven’t lived in her place in 4 years, and my brother called me an idiot in the middle of a board game for absolutely no reason.

I swear, I have no fam-stam left. I think I’ll just stay home next Christmas.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 25, 2021