stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.

The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

by Dusk September 07, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

by maybenot September 05, 2003

stain glass window

When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.

It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.

by gullets July 12, 2008

stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

by YO mama September 10, 2003

stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

by Chris Eastwood March 30, 2005