1. A straight man that has mostly gay male friends.
2. A straight man that constantly tries to turn his gay friendsstraight by engaging the in 'hetero' activities.
1. John is such a stag hag that he's lost the ability to pick up chicks.
2. Casey is a major stag hag. He took the gay boys fishing last weekend, then got pissed when they wouldn't touch the worms.
Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.
The staghag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.