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King Squirrel

Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.
King Squirrel by Spencer Bliss November 29, 2007

Squirrelkinglish 

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)
Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.
Squirreling by mfucci September 7, 2012

urban squirreling 

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
urban squirreling by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011

squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.
"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."
squirreling by bbcarolan October 23, 2012