square mom

i term in modern English used to describe a good mother

"This Elinor is such a square mom"

by nir5117 July 26, 2017

square mom

Square mom-best mom

A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom

by nir5117 August 3, 2017

Mom Squared

A person who is like a second mom. Mom to the second power. Mom².

"She's like my second mom, my mom squared."

by Aimski's February 6, 2009

Squaresome

A foursome in which everyone only makes contact with two other members.

This is typically how thing work when two straight couples do it.

Though he missed the threesomes of his youth, the squaresomes he had with his wife and their neighbours were always satisfying.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021

Squaremont

Square, boring Claremont, Southern California. The only college town on earth where you're virtually guaranteed to die of boredom. The only cool thing about it is that supposedly Snoop Doggy Dog lives there.

Summer's over, it's back to faaarkin' Squaremont. Big fat f'in yaaaawn!

by Claremont survivor February 6, 2010

Squaredome

Squaredome has a square-like head and likes to molest small vunerable girls (Amy, ahem ahem)

My god jd is a square dome

by g jones May 14, 2004