Someone who constantly begs weed off people, but is reluctant to share their own.
dammit, stop being such a spliff goblin
by bellendz October 27, 2010
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an enclosed area within a room usually made in he same fasion as a child's pillow "fortress". used to smoke pot in. made famous by Joe Strummer
Joe's been in the spliff bunker all day writing, wonder if he's got anything good down.
by adamramone September 20, 2007
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A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.
Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.

(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
by VitaminK June 15, 2010
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One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.
Bro I’m about to hit a digital spliff
No way! Those hits go down so easy!
by Baduss May 14, 2022
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the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.
Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !
by Virgin Suicides April 23, 2017
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Similar to a bong rip, however, sections of tobacco are layered in with the marijuana.
Dude, can you pack a spliff rip for Nathan? He's fiendin'
by Tjizster October 29, 2013
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