A person who ejaculates very immaturely. Almost as if just the touch of a women causes them to squirt man goo all over.
by taeeh February 13, 2003
"That Lachy is such an australian speedis"
by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 21, 2017
A lovable character of a slow, sleepy and greedy disposition. Notoriously unable to respond quickly to all forms of communication and is often dictated to by Cyril.
by MGQ - weaves February 19, 2010
by Dudeman December 9, 2003
Call someone this when they are actually extremely slow at comprehending the English language. In the event of this, it is called sarcasm.
someone says a joke...
5 minutes later, the person finally comes to it and says, "oh i get it!" when actually the joke finished 4minutes prior.
5 minutes later, the person finally comes to it and says, "oh i get it!" when actually the joke finished 4minutes prior.
by cuz. of 'speedy' March 22, 2005
by Dixon O'Haire December 9, 2005