Spasmic

A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.

That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.

That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.

by Suslex April 28, 2011

spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013

Cone spastic

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

by Jawlord January 30, 2017

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011