spank rock

A new musical genre

"Have you heard that fantastic song???? IT'S SPANK ROCK!!!!!!"

by Peter Semple March 30, 2007

Skank Rock

Born out of the grunge rock era with influences like Guns and Roses and Nirvana (both not too shabby). A term used to reference bands that get by with limited musical talent by using repetitive guitar chords and raspy vocals. Bands like Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Creed, and Chris Daughtry have perfected the art. This type of music is usually preferred by people who would classify themselves as "Rockers". Preferred music of girls with tramp stamps and guys with Ed Hardy t-shirts, dog chain necklaces, and barb wire tattoos. The kind of music lumberjacks cut wood to!

Mason: Shit yea I got tickets to the Nickelback concert this weekend!
Tim: That sucks.

Mason: Why?
Tim: It's skank rock.
Mason: Huh?
Tim: Your sister listens to it and she has a tramp stamp.

Mason: What are you trying to say?
Tim: The skanks love it!

by Skank Rock Sucks November 18, 2009

spunk rocket

A term used to describe an erect penis, shaped like a rocket and full of semen (spunk)

Suck my spunk rocket

by wez135 December 9, 2007

Spunk Rocket

A build up of a large amount of semen following an extended break from ejaculating.

Julie was flabbergasted by the spunk rocket that exploded on her face.

by Sexy face 10 December 26, 2017

Stank Rocket

The term used when your fucking a chick in the ass while she has to really shit, and it just explodes everywhere like a rocket blast.

I heard sara launched a stank rocket during sex with bill

by vectoredsex September 8, 2012

Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.

She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.

by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020

Rocklin Spunk-Fountain

When a guy chokes and aspirates on another guys cum and it spurts out of his nose.

-Did you see the cum that came out of Danny’s nose?
-Yeah he had a Rocklin Spunk-Fountain!

by ThiccHamsicle69 October 1, 2022