spacedocker

One who endeavors in the pursuit of defecating, in a sexual manner, into the confines of a prevalent sexual orifice (both the vaginal cavity as well as the rectum are accepted entrance locations).

The spacedocker pooped inside my dad's butt hole this morning.

spacedocker by the rimlord December 8, 2010

spacedock 

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.

1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?

spacedock by nbiz September 20, 2005

Space Docker 

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

Space Docker by Copernicus November 23, 2004

spacefuckery 

Sci-fi action, potentially ridiculous.

Wow, that Orson Scott Card novel was full of an obscene amount of militant spacefuckery.

spacefuckery by Jesse Montgomery June 11, 2006

spacedock 

The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.

Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.

spacedock by IndomitableSnowman March 13, 2010

spacedocking

the act of crapping in a woman's vagina, thereby filling it with feces

The spacedocking Kirk gave Allyson on Saturday night was massive and warm.

spacedocking by TCgo September 20, 2008

Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.

"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."

Spacedocking by Cleveland McDuck March 26, 2009