Space Bat 

A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle on 03/15/2009 and clinging to the back side of Discovery's external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.

"03/15/2009 - Never forget Space Bat"

Space Bat by Armed2 March 19, 2009

space bat 

1) Something very crazy or wacky. Usually a noun, such as a person. A space bat is so whacked out you might think they are in space. That combined with being crazy (or 'batty') is significant and worthy of having its own word. Hence Space Bat.

2) A bat found in space. Space Bat's have an armoured body and can fire energy weapons from their faces. These types should be avoided at all costs as they are very scary and almost impossible to destroy with any weapons.

1) Damn, Jimmy really is a Space Bat. Did you see that crazy stuff he did last night after drinking all that Absinth?

2) Captain we are being attacked by a flock of space bats. They are firing energy weapons from their faces and we can't seem to penetrate their body armour with our weapons.

space bat by dotoowam March 24, 2005

space bat 

To accomplish something great or awesome; see epic win

Student #1: "How'd your intramural soccer meet go last night?"
Student #2: "Well we were tied until I totes space batted that last goal in OT for the win."

Teacher: "I am so proud of you all for pulling a space bat on your last exam."

space bat by JordAx March 27, 2009

space bat 

A rounded club made of exotic particles, wider at the hitting end. High energy exotic particles are found to exist at the hitting end while smaller lower energy exotic particles are found at the tapered handle end. A space bat is used to alter the shape or move parts of space from one set of euclidean geometric coordinates to another.

That space bat should be able to alter the comets path so it avoids Earth.

space bat by Nick W May 13, 2005

Space-Batin' 

Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace.

I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random chick's page. I looked at her photos and did some space-batin'

Space-Batin' by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

Space Battle of Jerusalem by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

Space bats 

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

Space bats by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018