Soyism
Soyism by PussySnatcher678 January 16, 2023
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Soyim
A non-Jewish soy boy. Often seen wearing a scraggly light colored beard, thick framed glasses, and "outdoorsy" type clothing. Frequents Starbucks, Patagonia, and the Apple store. A consumer to his very core and highly valued by merchant types (rubs hands together covetously) as long as he doesn't ask too many questions.
Mr. Goldberg: "Hymie, where is that shipment of Funko Pops you promised to deliver?!"
Hymie: "You mean the Captain Marvel ones with the motorized dildo attachment?"
Mr. Goldberg: "Yes, we open in 30 minutes and the line outside is getting longer!"
Hymie: "Sorry, it won't be arriving, Schlomo was willing to pay more than you, nothing personal, just business"
Mr. Goldberg: "Oy vey! The crowd is getting restless! The soyim know, shut it down!"
Hymie: "You mean the Captain Marvel ones with the motorized dildo attachment?"
Mr. Goldberg: "Yes, we open in 30 minutes and the line outside is getting longer!"
Hymie: "Sorry, it won't be arriving, Schlomo was willing to pay more than you, nothing personal, just business"
Mr. Goldberg: "Oy vey! The crowd is getting restless! The soyim know, shut it down!"
Soyim by MelGibsonwithanRPG November 22, 2021
Sonyism
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