A very fat female with hygiene difficulties, often seen eating and rarely walking. This monster moves from hospital to hospital eating whatever food is available from a trough. Best avoided at all costs.
Cor blimey did you see that white south african nurse she took up my entire field of vision from over 30 yrds away!
by navyblue December 3, 2006
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The South African Death Lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her pussy. Then he puts his dick so far down her pussy that she shits all over him. After this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts her in a choke hold. She then blacks out and the man takes all the pee, barf, spit, shit, and seamen, and chokes her with it.
Ya last night this bitch started peeing on me so i put her in a South African Death Lock

O shit man, ur fucked up
by John Cockslap April 19, 2011
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When you pour gas all over the girl, then set her on fire while you bang her.
Last tuesday that one guy from down the street killed his wife while doing The South African Fireball.
by Jollypoop January 16, 2010
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A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...
WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....
by no 1 greek god September 13, 2013
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“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins April 21, 2018
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Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.
Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
by Danny Rae February 18, 2014
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My South African English accent is More British-based.
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