Sonex 

the word sonex is a mixture of two words...sonar and sex.

the room was so dark that instead of fumbling around for the condom, he used his sonex and grabbed it in the first try, not ever realizing it was there.

Sonex by downboy December 19, 2010

SOEX

adj. Used to express supreme excitement. Combination of "So" and "Excite(d)". Dialectical to some users of Altspacevr.

Buzzy was so excited about the upcoming trip to Las Vegas, all he could manage to say for 3 months was "SOEX".

SOEX by tristero1 October 19, 2016

sodexo shits 

after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass

typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking

after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo shits

sodexo shits by collegestudentshitter August 22, 2012

shnext 

to snap chat while shitting

I sat down and sent a shnext, and felt a profound sense of being efficient. Just as my body had been cleansed form the toxins of last night's bourbon and aged cheese, the world of information was only briefly subject to my writing.

shnext by KRmd January 17, 2017

Sodexplosion

What happens one to twelve hours after the ingestion of the food at many colleges, provided by Sodexo. Consists of a massive shit, that may be solid or otherwise, which leaves the body in an extremely quick and intensive fashion. Several minutes prior to your toilet's impending doom, a feeling similar to that of the McGurgles can be noted. At this point, it is best to head to the bathroom in a building other than your residence hall.

Common to students of many SUNY schools.

*while playing MW2*

Roommate #1: Oh shit, you take next round. I have to get to the campus center before the sodexplosion hits me.

Roommate #2: Okay, just get clear of the suite, that sucked when the toilet was broken for 2 days last time.

Sodexplosion by Phate.exe March 17, 2010

Sodexo Poop 

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

Sodexo Poop by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009

sonxting

(v.) the act of conversing with a friend via text message through song lyrics.

text: "you are my fire, the one desire.."
Mike: Hey dude, what you doin?"
Zack: Sonxting this awesome girl!

sonxting by girlwithhazeleyes July 3, 2010