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sodexo shits
after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass
typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking
typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking
sodexo shits by collegestudentshitter August 22, 2012
Sodexplosion
What happens one to twelve hours after the ingestion of the food at many colleges, provided by Sodexo. Consists of a massive shit, that may be solid or otherwise, which leaves the body in an extremely quick and intensive fashion. Several minutes prior to your toilet's impending doom, a feeling similar to that of the McGurgles can be noted. At this point, it is best to head to the bathroom in a building other than your residence hall.
Common to students of many SUNY schools.
Common to students of many SUNY schools.
*while playing MW2*
Roommate #1: Oh shit, you take next round. I have to get to the campus center before the sodexplosion hits me.
Roommate #2: Okay, just get clear of the suite, that sucked when the toilet was broken for 2 days last time.
Roommate #1: Oh shit, you take next round. I have to get to the campus center before the sodexplosion hits me.
Roommate #2: Okay, just get clear of the suite, that sucked when the toilet was broken for 2 days last time.
Sodexplosion by Phate.exe March 17, 2010
Sodexo Poop
The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.
"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"
or
"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"
or
"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"
Sodexo Poop by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009
sonxting
text: "you are my fire, the one desire.."
Mike: Hey dude, what you doin?"
Zack: Sonxting this awesome girl!
Mike: Hey dude, what you doin?"
Zack: Sonxting this awesome girl!
sonxting by girlwithhazeleyes July 3, 2010
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