SoggyBiscuit

A boarding school masturbating game.

Students all jack off onto a Jacobs Cream Cracker.
Whoever shoots their load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Joe and his chums played soggybiscuit in the dorms this weekend. Joe lost, but he loved munching that man juice cracker combination so he was the winner in his own eyes.

by Recruiter2013 May 15, 2013

Soggy Biscuit Game

A game where 5-10 straight men sit around a small table and jack off onto a biscuit. The rules are simple, the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.

The soggy biscuit game is a game where 5 to 10 men jack off around a table onto a biscuit

by Urban Gay October 16, 2019

soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004

soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017

soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

soggy biscuit

a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!

by scott dornan April 3, 2003