Soggy Noodle

A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.

After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.

by MoonBeamFrog April 25, 2011

soggy noodle

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

by F. D. Hall December 27, 2007

soggynoodles

2. Limp dick.

see also: impotence, viagra, cialis

"Dude, I was trying to get it on with Shananiquay, but all I could muster was a soggynoodle."

by Jenny February 7, 2005

soggynoodles

A famous postwhore on I-club. One who post just to post.
See postwhore.

Dude, don't be a soggynoodles on this forum too.

by Jenny December 28, 2004

soggynoodles

A diarehtic expulsion of chicken product.

"I went to KFC last night and it didn't sit well. I'm going to be doing a soggynoodle all day long."

by Jenny February 7, 2005