sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity

oh yeah baby, cook my socks

by mike read August 13, 2003

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 5, 2004

sockchoker

One who chokes socks. Also another word for 'wanker' or 'chronic masturbator'. Has possible roots from the opening scene of the teen comedy 'American Pie', but this has not been confirmed.

Man, that guy's a proper sockchoker.

by Killboy December 30, 2004